• me: where do you live?
  • vegan: I'm a vegan

inbox:

there is no reason for “sean” to be pronounced “shawn”

(via sadsouul)

andrevautour:

7881

zygoats:

"if feminists want equality does this mean we can punch women now?"
go ahead chicken shit punch me in the fucking face. i will shove your entire upper body into your own ass and make you fuck yourself from the inside out

(via mysticel)

torobabe:

-me

-automatic toilets

-people who clap when the plane lands

(via fuglypudding)