alltimeloe:

i don’t know what’s better, the conversation or that fact that twitter wants to translate it from vietnamese
born-t0-lose:

Real Friends - I’ve Given Up On You

dirtydisneyconfessions:

ok dude, i know you wanna fuck the granny queen from a bugs life, we’ve gotten your confession 385 fucking times, we get it, you love fucking old wrinkly ass ants, stop fucking submitting it.

(via and-long-live-us)

dutchster:

as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them

(via phobias)